Rather than demonstrate my wry sense of humor and ability to use acronyms as a replacement for actual English, I'll simply list how I've approached this life of abundant opportunity in pseudo-code since it'd be hard to read {I'm awesome|I get the job done|I work 90 hour weeks|I can't not try to solve a problem} helping my team as a {manager|entrepreneur|founder|mentor|owner} specializing in {SEO|SEM|Marketing|Domaining|Conversion Optimization} spintax: